Sorry Fat Man.

The New Scminegan's Dimention is the wave of the future. I predict that in the future, every home will have two copies of every strip. It might even outsell the Bible for all time best seller. So you just crawl back into your cave if you happen to still walk erect Mr. Coln. I-Live-in-the-stone-age-and-i'm-such-a-freaking-purist-that-i-can't-appreciate-when-the-best-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-anyone-in-the-history-of-life-comes-around-I-can-only-critisize-and-ultimately-seek-its-destruction-because-i-don't-imediatlly-understand-it-with-my-primitive-cave-man-like-mind.-you-know-I'm-like-those-guys-in-plato's-cave-who-kill-the-guy-who-comes-back-and-says-that-the-world-isn't-merely-a-shadow.-except-that-i-wouldn't-know-that-story-because-im-so-freaking-dumb
Saunders.
They may even abolish alpha-numeric symbols and replace the way that we comunicate with only Schminegan's Dimention comic strips. Then you'll be sorry.