Catwoman: Girl-power has never been so heavy handed.

Catwoman might just be the worst movie that has ever been made. Don't believe me? Check Rotten Tomatoes. I mean really. This movie had and uncountably infinite set of plot holes even under the suspension of disbelief. Anyhow, I had never seen it, and hopefully you haven't either unless there was an understanding that you were going to watch the worst movie ever made perhaps for the unintentional humor. Let me sum it up for you. The movie starts out in a narrative as if cat woman will be telling you her story thoughout the movie, but no. No more naritive after the first seen where she tells you she's been killed. A woman who is sweet and submissive is killed for little to no reason and brought back to life by a cat. She then becomes super sexy (aka she begins to act sexualy assertive) which involves knowing how to play basketball (which was really just a dance routine aparently meant to creep school kids out) and dancing a dance routine at a night club with a whip. Where did she get the whip? She probably found it next to the motorcycle helmet that magically appears on her head after she steals a motorcycle. Oh yeah, she steals a lot of stuff too. Not the least of which was 90 minutes of my life that i'll never reclaim. The villian? a woman too... Whose power comes from beauty creme. (I wish i were making this up) Imagine if the writers for "the Hulk" and "Hellboy" were too expensive so instead of having a second rate writer, you hired some teenage girls to write and film a movie and then you had the writers from Maxim as your editing crew. That might be something like what produced Catwoman. So who has seen it and who wants to now?