Bush writes tell all book.

In the wake of Scott McClellans new book "What Happened", George W. Bush has endeavored to steal all of his thunder by writing his own tell all book.

"What do I care? I've only got a hundred or so days left." said Bush, adding "Nucular.[sic]"

Its no secret that the bubble market for Bush-bashing books is likely to burst soon after Bush's exit from the White House in January, but conservative think-tanks were puzzled by the move.
"This guy is just a disgruntled employee who wants to sell books while he can. There is no merit to half the things that Bush says about himself." said former white house aid Karl Rove, Adding "People have been taking President Bush's words out of context since 2000. Now it looks like Bush has jumped on the bandwagon, but I have to questions his credibility. Coming out now is too fiscally beneficial."

When asked about whether or not he did this to make money, Bush denied the accusation. "Nobody writes a book to make money."

Hardcopies hit the bookshelves June 1.